One day there was a barber. His name was Barber Bob. One time a person broke into Barber Bob's Barber Shop because he wanted a haircut.
Barber Bob said, "How dare you break into here! Now I have to buy a new store at the market!"

So he went to the market, and brought a flea collar, plus a new store. He met an artist named Artist Artie.
Barber Bob argued with Artist Artie to paint a picture of a giant rose garden growing inside of Artist Artie's head.
But instead of painting his head, Artist Artie painted a flea collar on Barber Bob's Barber Shop.

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