Barber Bob woke up to a very bad morning. First, he cut off his left ear while shaving, then he was burned down to the bone because he spilled coffee on his left arm. When he got in his new car, he turned on the ignition and blew up due to a gas leak.

Barber bob had had enough of this. He needed a vacation, so he called his neighbor Artist Artie, and asked him to watch over the Barber Shop. A.A. agreed.

Now that he had gotten that taken care of, he called his brother, Baker Billy, and asked him if he wanted to go camping. Baker Billy said he wanted to go. Barber Bob started packing his stuff. He brought his dog over next door to his other neighbor's house (Chef Cory).

Chef Cory couldn't watch the dog (Biting Brosco), so Barber Bob brought the dog over to his parents' house; their names were Baker Bob and Barber Barbara. They could watch the dog while B.B. was camping. Barber Bob used his mom's phone to call his other brother, Mini Barber. Mini Barber could come too.

Barber bob went back home to finish packing and then he went to both his brothers' houses. When he got to Mini Barber's house there was a slight problem. Mini Barber lived on a very, very steep hill. When Barber Bob and Baker Billy had gotten out of the rental car to help Mini Barber they had forgot to put on the parking brake. As soon as they closed the door, the car started rolling downhill at 100mph.

Barber Bob jumped in Mini Barber's car, and sped after it. He sped past all the intersections, over the train tracks, and right into the water. The rental car had sped into a ferry right as it was leaving the dock. Barber Bob swam after that ferry and eventually got the rental car back, but Mini Barber's car was lost.

When Barber Bob finally got back up the hill to his brother's house, he was so stressed out he couldn't think. Baker Billy volunteered to drive because Barber Bob has very bad luck with cars. So they got in the car and drove to Connecticut to their favorite camping place, Black Rock State Park. They drove in and set up their tents.

When Barber Bob got out of the car, everyone who was camping near them kept staring at him. He had two colossal veins sticking out of his forehead, his left eye was bulging out, and he was ripping out his hair as he did things. Mini Barber explained to the campers that Barber Bob was very stressed out, and needed to relax, so they should stay away from him until he calms down.

It was a very peaceful morning when barber Bob woke up. The birds were singing, the sun was shining, and the air was fresh. Barber Bob instantly started to calm down. He sat in the shade and closed his eyes.

Suddenly, a squirrel dropped out of the tree and landed on his face. Barber Bob started running around screaming, while everyone else stood around and watched. He started to smash his head into the tree in order to get the squirrel off. Everytime the squirrel was going to hit the tree, it moved out of the way and Barber Bob would hit his head.

Eventually Barber Bob gave up, and let the squirrel claw away at his eyes. He figured that he would get used to the extreme pain after a while. In fact, he was already starting to notice it less when he spilled a pot of boiling water on his leg. It burned through most of his skin, and his entire bone, so it was barely hanging onto his hip.

When this happened, Barber Bob completely forgot about the squirrel on his face. He got up to run to the first-aid station, when his leg ripped off. He fell on the ground, and rolled down a hill, right into a lake full of alligators, crocodiles, and eels, and all of that sort. He managed to crawl out of the lake after nearly drowning.

He started to drag himself to the first-aid center, when a bear stepped on his fingers and broke them all. He managed to crawl over to the center with his elbow where he was healed completely.

As he stepped out of the first-aid center, he saw Mini Barber walking by. Mini Barber asked him where he had went. He hadn't seen B.B. since he rolled down the hill. Barber Bob became enraged. “You mean to tell me that you watched all this happen, and you didn't do anything to help me?!” Mini Barber answered by telling Barber Bob that he was busy eating.

When Barber Bob finished flipping out, he decided he wanted to go home. While they were driving home, Barber Bob drove into another car, Mini Barber went flying out of the car because the seatbelt was ripped out of the seat. He rolled under another car, and was squished under the tires of the car.

THE END